Fantastic 4 falls flat

I won't compete with Roger Ebert on this one - he says what's on my mind in this review. I had read, and agree that this is a movie best suited for 10 year-olds. I agree, just be sure and bring their game-boys along, so they can keep themselves occupied while the utterly idiotic, boring dialogue runs out. Sam put up the arm rests and laid down for a while during this movie - he should have been drawn in and kept interested. It was nice to see Michael Chiklis on the big screen - his eyes peering through his dirt-colored rubber suit do more acting than most of the combined cast of this turd. Blurry cgi effects only cement the feeling that it's not going to get any better before the film runs out. Emma signed twice to mom that she wanted to go potty, turns out she was really just commenting on the movie.